what would a claustrophobic flea say
AHHHHaaahhhAHHHHH GIVE ME SOME SPAAAAAAAACE
i was thinking more along the lines of “get me out of hair” but that works too
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ive been fired from taco bell 4 separate times but i keep just showing up for work and they forget
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this girls telling me she has a crush on me and she has for a long time and that she hopes i can maybe give her a chance but like
- i have a boyfriend
- i’m
- gay
- ???
this can’t be a real thing that’s happening to me
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so my cat is meowing like crazy in the kitchen and so i go to see whats up and i walk in on this
so naturally im like “what the fucking hell” and go and look out the window and
ARE YOU KIDDING ME
THIS IS NOT ROMEO AND JULIET GET THE FUCK OFF OF MY PORCH
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